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Tourist: Hello could you give me directions to an Olive Garden?

Local: No.But I could give you directions to an Italian restaurant with

pastas that have olive oil

Tourist: 'Bout a tomato garden?

Local: I told you I could give you directions to an Italian restaurant that

have pastas with tomato sauce too;

Tourist: The potato farm?

Local: Oh now you want an American French fries restaurant!