January 2012
4 posts
My cousin's work →
She is my cousin! And I love her work!
Food tourist and the rest local
Tourist: Hello could you give me directions to an Olive Garden?
Local: No.But I could give you directions to an Italian restaurant with
pastas that have olive oil
Tourist: 'Bout a tomato garden?
Local: I told you I could give you directions to an Italian restaurant that
have pastas with tomato sauce too;
Tourist: The potato farm?
Local: Oh now you want an American French fries restaurant!
